Q&A: What is a really random Harry Potter quote?

Question by mushroomtop123: What is a really random Harry Potter quote?
Tomorrow is Harry Potter Status Day on Facebook and I need a random Harry Potter quote that's funny. Example: "Alas! Ear Wax!" THANKS!


Best answer:
Answer by Burnt BreadThe two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands pointing at each other's chests: then, recognising each other, they stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and set off,

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